Teacher Sms Collection
Teacher: Batao zmen or chand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Student: Bhai behn ka
Tecaher: Wo ksy?
Student: Q k log chnd ko mamu or zmeen ko maa khty han
Teacher: Define Physics
STUDENT: Pura nahi aata aakhir se yaad hai.
Teacher: Chalo aahkir se suna do
STUDENT: And this is called Physics
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho..
Student : examination hall . ‘.’)
Height Of Chillnesssss…
Teacher: “PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!”
Student: “Chill honey, its not a GUN! 
JADEED DHAMKI
Teacher: Beta tumhre Test ka result agaya hai,
kal apne parents ko school leker arahe ho ya facebook pe tag ker k sab ko dikha dun
Teacher to student : Planets k naam sunao?
Student: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars
Teacher : Aur sunao?
Student: bus ALLAH ka shukar, fit faat…
Ap sunain??
Teacher:Is ko English me translate karo
“larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai”
Student:0ooH Shit !I m late
Teacher sent Home a Note.
Sincere & Bright Boy but Spends too much time with Girls.
Mother sent a Note back- Please Advise Solution, Father has same Problem!
Teacher : Why are u sleeping in the class?
Student : Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep
Teacher : Then why other students are not sleeping ?
Student : They aren’t listening to u madam
Teachr: Tum Ne kaL SchooL se Chutti kyun ki ?
Student: Sir Mehman Aaye huwe thay.
Teacher:O i See
Student:Nahi Sir O i Hondi tay main Aj V na Aanda.
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