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Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: why do u want to die?
Husband: because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Wife:
Aap mujhse kitna pyar karte hen?
Husband
Mai tumse itna pyar karta hun k tumhara jhota zehar bhi pe sakta hun
Agar yaqin na ho to azma lo.

Wife:Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k
Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy?
Husbnd:Mene Btaya to tha k
Men tumhe RANI ki tarh Rakhoon ga.

Wife sitare dekhte huye,
“Batao, wo kaun si cheez hai jo tum roz dekhte ho par tor nahi skty?”:>
Husband: Tumhara Moo

Wife:kia apne shadi se phle kisi or se pyar kia?
husband:nhi begum,mri to phli or akhri mhbt tm ho

samny wli nabila
pichli gli ki bano
jmila kameti wli ki beti cheemo
sth walon ki shano
khala ki nand ki beti mina
papo dukan wly ki behn robi
or kudrat ullah ki sali shabo
sy tu bs salam dua thi

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Dakoo To Shohar

Ek Bank mein Daaku Loot-Maar Kar Raha Tha,
Daaku ne Ek Aadmi se Poochha ke Tum ne Mujhe Loot-Mar Karte dekha?
Admi:Han.
Daku: Dhuzz Mar Diya.
Daku Doosre Admi se: Tumne dekha?
Doosra Admi: Nhi Me ne Nhi Dekha Lekin wo samne Meri Bv hai us ne Dekha hy.!

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