Examination Sms Collection
Kolaveri Student Version:
Yo students i am singing song
exam song
fail song
why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
hand la books
books la notes
eyes-u full-u tear-u
empty brain-u
exam-u come-u
life reverse gear-u
maam-u maam-u
oh my maam-u
u taught me sum-u
cow-u cow-u holy cow-u
is dis in syllabus-u
god i m dying now-u
invigilator is happy how-u
dis song for students-u
we dont havechoice-u
why dis kolaveri kolaveri di…:)
Define pakistani student…?
“A pakistani student is not the one who read the book before an exam!
But
Writes A new book during the exam :p 
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
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Alone
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Smandar jesa syllabus hai
Nadi jitna hum perhty hn
Baalti bhr yad hota hy
Jug bhr hm likhtay hn
Chullu bhr marks milty hn
Jis me hm doob marty hn:-)
Exam Pattern 1995:Answer all Questions.
2000: attempt any 5 Question.
2010: Answer either A or B
2015: at least read the question.
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2020: aap aagaye yehe bohat hay bhai
Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO Bole;
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..?
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta,tO..
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na Kar Lete..!!
TEACHER: It’s Better To Fail Than To Cheat
Student: It’s Better To Cheat Than To Repeat 
Paper De De Ker Dimagh Aesa Ho Gaya ha
:-/ FaRaZ
Ammi Poochti hain Khany Mein Kya Doon To Mein Kehti hun extra sheet plz!!:-)
My mom asked me why dont you study the whole year and study Only during exams?
I replied Bcoz
Lehron ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai,lekin
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom replied
DUR Fity moun
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