interviewer: there are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: that’s easy 499.
Interviewer: what are three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: what are the four steps to put a deer into a fridge?
Applicant: open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Interviewer: it’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there exept one, why?
Applicant: because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: how does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: she just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion,s birthday.
Interviewer: last question… In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er…I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: NO! she was hit by the brick. You may leave now You are not ‘recommended’ for CIA
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