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Here Is a Collection of berukhi Sms, Quotes, text messages, poems, poetry, ghazal, kavita, shayari and lines In hindi & urdu.

Lub e Tishnagi Ki manind,Shab o Roz Qatra Qatra
Mujhy Zehr MilL Raha Hai,Teri Berukhi Se Jaana

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Teri be’rukhi pe koi aitraz nahi humen
Kis haal me hen hum! itna to pooch liya karo

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Meri deewangi ko dekh ke muskuraate hai kyu
mein jitna paas jau utna door jate hai kyu
kuch toh vajah zaroor hogi unki berukhi ki
mujhe aise har pal sataate hai kyu

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Woh Apne Ishq Mein Kaisa Kamal Rakhta Ha
Ke BeRukhi Mein Bhi, Mera Khayal Rakhta Ha
Ajab Nahi Woh Jahan Bhar Ko Bewafa Samjhe
Nazar Mein Meri Wafa Ki Misaal Rakhta Ha

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Tum mujhe chahoge ek din dekhna
Haan chale aaoge ek din dekhna
Yu karo mat mere jazbon se mazak
Warna pachtaoge ek din dekhna
Soch lo ye berukhi acchi nahi hai…
Khud ko tarpaoge ek din dekhna
Mere chehre ki jhalak ke liye
Tum taras jaoge ek din dekhna…

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Na hona Be_Murawwat, Na Be_Rukhi Dikhana
Apnaiyat Se Kehna, Tum Bojh Ban Gaye Ho!

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Kash samajhte wo is dil ki tadap ko,
to u na hume rusva kiya hota,
unki ye berukhi bhi manzur thi hame,
bas ek baar hume samajh to liya hota…

Here Is a Collection of new, latest, fresh very funny Sms, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In Hindi & urdu 2013.
Dr Pathan se: Khan
sahab tumhara
iak gurda fail
ho raya hai.

Pathan rotay howe
bola:

Kitne numbron
se,,,,

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Pathan ki 10
betiyan thin phir ja
k us k ghar 1 beta
hua.

Pathan ne uska
naam kya rakha
hoga?

Socho

Nhi Pata?

INTiZAR Khan.

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6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

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Bacha School jatey huway Ro raha tha. . .
Sardar: Shair de bachey Rondey nai. . .
Bacha: Saaleya Shair de Bachey School vi naii jaande.

Here Is a Collection of Punjabi Sardar funny Sms, jokes, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In punjabi, Hindi & urdu.
Teacher sardar se;
Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mein ‘MAGAR’ 2 dafa istamaal hua ho.
Sardar:
“Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k”MAGAR…MAGAR..

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Sardar
apne tota SE :
Mitthu , Jaleibi khyega
TOTA : apni maan nu khila bhosri ke , Pehle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaseer karwa di ab Sugar krwaye ga

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PATHAN :aao race lgatay hn jo hara wo 1000Rs dega
SARDAR: lekin mje rasta ni malom.
PATHAN: bus tm mre pechay pechay rehna.
SARDAR:thanks yar

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Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi.
Sardar:- HA HA HA!
Police:- Q hsda pya wain?
Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan

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Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para
Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho?
Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)

Here Is a Collection of Sad Alone Sms, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In punjabi Hindi & urdu.

Harf-e-tasali aik takaluf, Risht0n ki dunya jhooti,
Tanhai apni apni hai, jis ka dard usi ka dard

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Ambra nu vekh chan tarya d kol,
tusi labna e sanu dhupa chava nu farol,
thoda karlo sabar tanu hor ni satauna,
asi othe chale jana jitho mud k ni auna.

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Ghama cho ronde nu hasaya nahi janda,
samundar cho pani nu hataya nahi janda,
banan wale apne ban jande ne,
zabardasti kise nu banaya nahi janda.

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Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita…!

Here Is a Collection of Best Friend Forward Sms, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In English, Hindi & urdu.
“Few Relations In Earth Never Die”
Want to know what is it?
Read again
F (Few)
R (Relations)
I (In)
E (Earth)
N (Never)
D (Die) “”F R I E N D”"

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Friend is one WHO
“F” inds u in a
“R”ush of people
“I”nspires u to do somthng in life, catch ur
“E”motions &
“N”ever leaves u till
“D”eath.

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Friendship is like a flower.
Friendship is like a good people who will never hurt you.
Friendship is like a rose it just gets prettier.

Friendship is like a very good book.
Friendship is like a very good CD.
Friendship is like a rose it just gets prettier.

Friendship is like everlasting.
Friendship is like a bed of flowers it just gets prettier.
Friendship is like a rose it just gets prettier.

Friendship is like cute kittens.
Friendship is like your very delicious favorite cake you like.
Friendship is like a rose it just gets prettier.

Collection of Girl Boy 140 words Sms, messages and jokes in hindi and urdu 2013.
Girl: tum mery liye kya kya kr sakty ho??
Boy: bolo mein tumhary liye kya kro?
Girl: kya tum mery liye chand la sakty ho?.
Boy: tu kya phr zameen k gird tumhary abu ghomey gy

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People think that a girl’s dream is to find perfect guy and be with him forever.
But that is crap
A girl’s dream is to eat alot without getting fat

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Boy:I can kiss u without touching U
Girl:IMPOSSIBLE
Boy: Lgi 20,20 ki shart?
Girl: 0K Boy kissed her
Girl: U touched me
Boy: Shor na daal yeh lay 20 rupy :-R

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Boy: Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl: mere marks bohat kum ae hain?
Boy: kitne?
Girl: sirf 88%
Boy: O
bibi khuda da khof kr
itny mn 2 larkay pas ho jatay hn

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Boy And Girl
Girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoti Tu Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay?
Boy: Allah Ki Kasam Seedha Jannat Main Jatay

Here Is a Collection of Heart Touching Good Morning Sms, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In Hindi & urdu.

CHAND ne
kaha  Rote ho kis liye?
ME ne kaha  Dil toota he is liye
CHAND ne kaha  Chahat me to aisa hota hi he
ME ne kaha  Chahat b to ek dhoka hi he
CHAND ne kaha  Ab osko bhool ja
ME ne kaha  Tu meri zindegi leja
CHAND ne kaha  Dunya me or b chehre hen
ME ne kaha  Dil pe oski yad k pehre hen
CHAND ne kaha  Har traf virani he
ME ne kaha ye virani b to oski nishani he

Dear LAYS chips manufacurer,
You forgot to list one thing
under the ingredients..
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AIR..! :p