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Funny Sms Collection

Teacher:
Tumhary abbu kaya karty hain?
Student.
Miss pata nahi hum jaldi so jatay hain.
(-,-)/
<)’(
_/ _Geo .. Masom0????


Molvi ne Jumay ki namaz prhatay wqt kaha k
“aagay aa kr koi tkbeer parhe”
Peechay se aik sohna Munda bola
“Me awan!”
Molvi:
“Tu Jumay to baad ana.” :-)


1 pagal doosray pagal se udasi k sath Yar Sab log hamen pagal Q kehte hai?
Doosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar Yeh le Tamatar Or LaSsi Bana.


EK Choza sherni se
Darling I LOVE U
sherni:abey singl pasli Tu ne apni Jaan Body,Height,dekhi ha?
CHOZA:sb chor Drlng CONFIDENCE Dekh


My wallet is like an onion, whenever I open it
It makes me cry
William Kangla


1 admi library gya or kaha
muje khudkushi krne k tareqay wali book chahiay,
librarian ne osay ghoor k daikha or kaha
Maamu wapis tera dady kray ga ?”

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