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Biwi kitchen se boli:
Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun
Shohar: Acha
Wo kaise?
Biwi:
Ab to Mujh se Rotiyan b Jalne Lagi hain…

Ek professor Shadi Shuda Logo ko lecture de Raha tha
Professor:
Aap Logo May Se kon Chahta Hai K Us ki B.V Chalaak ho jaye?
Sub Logon May Se Sirf 1 Aadmi ne Haath Uthaya
Professor:
Aap Chahte Hein K Aap ki B.V Chalaak Ho jaye?
Aadmi:
kiya ???
“Sorry Main Samjha
HALAAK ho jaye”

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Dr: Ap k shohr theek ho skte hn Agr ap inko
Tension na den, Larai na kren, inke Khidmat kren
Husbnd: Dr ne kia kaha?
Begum: dr. Ny jvab dy diya hy..:-)

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• husband and wife jokes in urdu and hindi
• latest funny sms wife and husband

Qanoni joke:

Vote dalne ke liye 18 saal umar
Or
Shadi ke liye 21 saal umar hona zaruri ha

Yani k

B.V sambhalna mulk sambhalne se ziada mushkil kaam hai.

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Wife: I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: why do u want to die?
Husband: because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Wife:
Aap mujhse kitna pyar karte hen?
Husband
Mai tumse itna pyar karta hun k tumhara jhota zehar bhi pe sakta hun
Agar yaqin na ho to azma lo.

Wife:Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k
Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy?
Husbnd:Mene Btaya to tha k
Men tumhe RANI ki tarh Rakhoon ga.

Wife sitare dekhte huye,
“Batao, wo kaun si cheez hai jo tum roz dekhte ho par tor nahi skty?”:>
Husband: Tumhara Moo

Wife:kia apne shadi se phle kisi or se pyar kia?
husband:nhi begum,mri to phli or akhri mhbt tm ho

samny wli nabila
pichli gli ki bano
jmila kameti wli ki beti cheemo
sth walon ki shano
khala ki nand ki beti mina
papo dukan wly ki behn robi
or kudrat ullah ki sali shabo
sy tu bs salam dua thi

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• funny sms jokes urdu 2013

Ek admi bhagwan se: Tune bachpan diya, chheen liya
Jawani di wo b chheen li Paisa diya wapas le liya
Ek biwi bhi di hai, bhool gaye kya

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• funny biwi sms
• biwi messages

BV: Mjhe smjh nh ata me paisy kahan chupaun?
Jaha chupati hun hmara beta chura leta hy
Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do,
kamina hath b ni lgata

Doctor:
Aap ka aur aap ki begum ka
Blood group aik hi he
Mariz: zahir he
15 saal se mera khoon pi rhi he
Aik hi hoga

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