ShikShak tu hai shikSha ka sagar,
ShikShak banTey jnyan barabar,
ShikShak teri raksha kre bhagavan,
Mata pita ka nam tu hai duja,
Pyase ko jaise milata pani,
ShikSha tu hai vo hi jinadagani,
ShikShak tu na dekhey jat-pat,
Tu na karata kabhi pakSh-pat
Nirdhan ho ya ho dhanavan,
Tu sabako samajhe ek-saman,
ShikShak tera dhanyavad,
Tujhako karati huN main shat-shat praNam
Ao apne desh ko vikasit karne valay ko salam karain
Ao apne bhagy ke nirman karney walay ko salam karain
Ao apne shikshak ko salam karain
ShikShak divas ki bidhai ho
Happy Teachers Day
Teacher: Batao zmen or chand ka apas me kya rishta hy?
Student: Bhai behn ka
Tecaher: Wo ksy?
Student: Q k log chnd ko mamu or zmeen ko maa khty han
Teacher: Define Physics
STUDENT: Pura nahi aata aakhir se yaad hai.
Teacher: Chalo aahkir se suna do
STUDENT: And this is called Physics
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho..
Student : examination hall . ‘.’)
Height Of Chillnesssss…
Teacher: “PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!”
Student: “Chill honey, its not a GUN! 
JADEED DHAMKI
Teacher: Beta tumhre Test ka result agaya hai,
kal apne parents ko school leker arahe ho ya facebook pe tag ker k sab ko dikha dun
Teacher to student : Planets k naam sunao?
Student: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars
Teacher : Aur sunao?
Student: bus ALLAH ka shukar, fit faat…
Ap sunain??
Teacher:Is ko English me translate karo
“larkiyan yahan se ja chuki hai”
Student:0ooH Shit !I m late
Teacher sent Home a Note.
Sincere & Bright Boy but Spends too much time with Girls.
Mother sent a Note back- Please Advise Solution, Father has same Problem!
Teacher : Why are u sleeping in the class?
Student : Your voice is so sweet thats why i am getting sleep
Teacher : Then why other students are not sleeping ?
Student : They aren’t listening to u madam
Teachr: Tum Ne kaL SchooL se Chutti kyun ki ?
Student: Sir Mehman Aaye huwe thay.
Teacher:O i See
Student:Nahi Sir O i Hondi tay main Aj V na Aanda.
Lady teacher: Asman sy 1 pari ati hain or ap ko choty choty behan bhai gift krti hain
Bacha dusray bachay sy: kia khayal hai miss ko sahi baat bata den? :p
Morning Joke
Teacher:
Subha sawere utha kro,
Iske boht faide hain.
Dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keere makore khane ko mil jate hain.
Student:
Wah G wah
Or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha na:-
Teacher shoked:-Ostudent Rocked
Student: “I am Going” Ka Kia Matlab Hota Hai?
Teacher: Main Ja Raha Hon..
Student: Ap aisay nhi ja skte pehle mtlb btao.
Ashfaq Ahmed likhte hain:
“Rome (Italy) mei mera traffic chalan hua.
Masrufiyat ki wajah se chalan fee time pe ada na ker saka.
Court jana para. Judge k samne peish hua to us ne wajah puchi,
Maine kaha k teacher hun,
busy raha kuch din, is se pehle k main baat poori karta judge ne kaha
“A TEACHER IS IN THE COURT”
or sab log kharay ho gaye even judge bhi or mujh se muafi mang ker chalan cancel kar dia.
Us roaz main us Qoam ki taraqi ka raaz jan gaya
HEART TOUCHING ANSWER
Teacher:
Whats the difference between like n Love
Student:
When u like a flower u just pluck it
When u Love a flower u water it daily
