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A Love Story Sweet My Mind Is Weaving
It’s You And It’s Me, So In Love You See.
Togetherness Is Simplicity.
Come Take My Hand, Lay By My Side
Forget About School – Enjoy The Oncoming Tide
Sing Me Your Song, Let The Words Drift Along
And Tell Me Love Has Not Died.
Walking Alone Holds No Joy For Me
Each Hour That Passes Is ‘Misery’
School Friends Neglect Me And Leave Me
Students Flirtatious Are Eager To Tease Me.
But When I’m With You, Life’s A Symphony
You’ve Stolen My Heart Believe Me.

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Pyaar Ho Jaaye Toh College Mast!!
Cheeni Kam Toh Coffee Mast!
Apne Ho Toh Life Mastt
Sapne Ho Toh Night Mastt
Pani Ho Khula Toh Holi Mast

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Life means..
A rainy evening,6 frnds,
heavy rain,One car..:-)
Life means..maggi noodles,
a hostel room,3:25 a.m..
Life means..1 pApr leave,
1 night,1 book,
8 duffers:-PLife means..
3 old frnds,3 separate cities,
3 coffee mugs1 internet messenger
Life means…1 college bench
1 small pack of chips6 hands in it:-D
Life means..1 lecture hall
1 strict teacher
2 hands scribbling notes to each other on the deskB-)
Life means..f.r.i.e.n.d.s:-)
Dedicated to all my old &present friends

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College Means.??
C- come
O- on
L- let’s
L- love
E- Each
G- GIRL
E-EQually Don’t Stop It.
Snd to all College Frnds.

How CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal???
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burn  his assignments,
Few minutes before submission…:-D

The Most Cute Sentence By A Child, Written Over His Maths Book:
“Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Ur Problems Urself.
I Have My 0wn Problems”

Kolaveri Student Version:
Yo students i am singing song
exam song
fail song
why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
hand la books
books la notes
eyes-u full-u tear-u
empty brain-u
exam-u come-u
life reverse gear-u
maam-u maam-u
oh my maam-u
u taught me sum-u
cow-u cow-u holy cow-u
is dis in syllabus-u
god i m dying now-u
invigilator is happy how-u
dis song for students-u
we dont havechoice-u
why dis kolaveri kolaveri di…:)

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Define pakistani student…?
“A pakistani student is not the one who read the book before an exam!
But
Writes A new book during the exam :p

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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
(‘.’)
Alone
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Smandar jesa syllabus hai
Nadi jitna hum perhty hn
Baalti bhr yad hota hy
Jug bhr hm likhtay hn
Chullu bhr marks milty hn
Jis me hm doob marty hn:-)

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Exam Pattern 1995:Answer all Questions.
2000: attempt any 5 Question.
2010: Answer either A or B
2015: at least read the question.
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2020: aap aagaye yehe bohat hay bhai

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Ek Din Jab Wo Humse Mile tO Bole;
Kya Humein Yaad karte hO..?
Ab Unhe kOn Btaye k Yaad krna Itna Asaan hOta,tO..
Hum Apni Class mein tOp Na Kar Lete..!!

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TEACHER: It’s Better To Fail Than To Cheat
Student: It’s Better To Cheat Than To Repeat

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Paper De De Ker Dimagh Aesa Ho Gaya ha
:-/ FaRaZ
Ammi Poochti hain Khany Mein Kya Doon To Mein Kehti hun extra sheet plz!!:-)

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My mom asked me why dont you study the whole year and study Only during exams?
I replied Bcoz
Lehron ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai,lekin
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom replied
DUR Fity moun

Morning Joke
Teacher:
Subha sawere utha kro,
Iske boht faide hain.

Dekho jo chiryan subha sawere uth’ti hain unko keere makore khane ko mil jate hain.
Student:
Wah G wah
Or jo keere makore subha sawere uth’te hain unko jaldi uthne ki saza b to milti ha na:-

Teacher shoked:-Ostudent Rocked

Student: “I am Going” Ka Kia Matlab Hota Hai?

Teacher: Main Ja Raha Hon..

Student: Ap aisay nhi ja skte pehle mtlb btao.

Rays emitting from the books are directly proportional to sleepness (S)

And inversely proportional to studing(p) R ¤ S/p R = mS/p

where m is the constant called

“m0bile c0nstant” and it’s unit is sms.

This is called

“Student first law of failure”

An Exact Definition 0f Mathematics;

>Mathematics is the Study of Finding a Black Cat in a Dark Room

When There is No CAT actually

U HAVE TO SUPPOSE