Teacher sardar se;
Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mein ‘MAGAR’ 2 dafa istamaal hua ho.
Sardar:
“Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k”MAGAR…MAGAR..
Sardar
apne tota SE :
Mitthu , Jaleibi khyega
TOTA : apni maan nu khila bhosri ke , Pehle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaseer karwa di ab Sugar krwaye ga
PATHAN :aao race lgatay hn jo hara wo 1000Rs dega
SARDAR: lekin mje rasta ni malom.
PATHAN: bus tm mre pechay pechay rehna.
SARDAR:thanks yar
Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi.
Sardar:- HA HA HA!
Police:- Q hsda pya wain?
Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan
Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para
Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho?
Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)
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Sardar shoes shop manager se:
Barri guruntiyan denday o, juti ne tay 2 din v nai kaday.
Manager:
Hua kaya hai?
Sardar:
Chukki gai ay paa g!
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,
Sardar dost se bola:
Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi hai
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne POocha “Q Tension Main ho?”
SARDAR: Yaar 1 Dost ko Plastic Surgery k liye 3 laakh Diye Thy ..
.. Ab salay ko Pehchan Nahi Paa raha..!
Sardar halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai: bary fakhar sy 30 saal sy
Sardar: Lakh di lanat.
Tum se aaj tak jalebi seedhi nahi bani 
Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k Maa, Pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee??
Piyo: Kuttay diya putra jiven tu “luk luk” ke vekhna ain inj Gunah hunda ee.
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Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya.
Cashier bola: Janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai
Sardar: Jama mery account ich hona hy. Tennu koi takleef a
Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi?
Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
Teacher:
Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he,
Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae
1 srdar fauj ma brti howa 2 din bad jang lg gai Srdar ki topi pa goli lagi
Srdar ne hathyar phaink deya Or chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye ishara hi kafi ha..
Sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain?
Police:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai.
sardar: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na .;-
Doctor: Jb ApKo Pta Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap ne kuch kia Q nai?
Sardar: pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Lga K Chipkali Usy Pakr kr wapis ajyegi.
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Girl 2 Sardar:Tum khali pait kitne apple kha sktay ho?
Sardar: 4 Apples,
Girl:Tum khali pait sirf 1 apple e kha sktay ho.Q k jb tm 2nd apple khao ge to tmhara pait khali nh rhe ga.
Sardar: Wah Yaar kamal kr Diya, Main Apnay doston ko B Bataoon Ga,
Sardar 2 His Friend:
Tum khali pait kitne apple kha sktay ho?
Friend: 6 Apples
Sardar: O Ja Yaar.. Tu 4 Bolda Tay Inna Shugal Lagna C
Sir:”Murghiyon ki taangein chhoti q hoti hen?
sardar:Sir agar murgiyon ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande Gir kar Toot Jate! :-
Jeeo sardar teri soch ko salam
Srdar in FireBarged.
Lady called: Mere Ghr Me Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Sardar:Fr mojan kro asi V te pani E sutna C
1 sardar ko 2 saal ki training k baad jab jang per bhejnay lagay to sardar ne apnay officer se poocha:
Sir! Jab firing karni ho to bandooq ka moonh apni taraf karna hy ya dushman ki taraf?
Officer bola: Beta! Tu jidhar bhi kar le, faida mulk ka he ho ga.
Sardar To Sardarni:”Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,Main Othe Jaana Ay”
Sardarni:”Bus Rein Diyo,Turya Jaanda Nai,Tay Race Lao Gay”
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Sardar g cycle par apni behan k sath ja rahy thy
Kesi ny awaz di sardar g mashoq k sath ja rahy ho
Sardar ny jawab deya
Mashoq ho gi teri meri to behan hay
Sardar bandooq ly k darwazy main khara tha
BV: Q khary ho
Sardar: Shair k shikar py ja raha hn
BV: to jao na
Sardar: kesy jao bhr “kutta” khra ha
Teacher: Qatil kise kehte ha
Sardar: ham ko ni pata
Teacher: for example Tum ne apne bap ko qatal kar diya Ab tum kon howe?
Sardar: Yateem
Teacher: Jis Ko Sunai Na Dy, Ussy EnNGLish Me Kia Kahen Gy?
Sardar: Jo Marzi Keh Lo, Us Kanjar Nu Kera Sunai Dena Ay
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the
woh kya soch rahe honge
think
SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI
Teacher 2 sardar:
Name 5 animals dat live in water?
Sardar: FROG
TEACHER: the remaining 4?
SARDAR: Frog di maa, Pio,Pehn te Praah
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Sardar ki BV bhaag gai, 3din bad waps ayi.
Srdar(dukh or ghuse se)bola:
Hun ki lain ayi ain?
BV:Nokia da moti piN wala charger
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A Sardar was caught by police:
Police: How did u kill 20 people?
Sardar: Bus Ji main gaddi tez chala reya c par jadon main brake laye,te pata laga ke brekaan e fail ne,fer mei saamney vekhya te 1 pasay 2 banday ja rae c te dujay pasay 1 barat ja rai si
Hun tusi dasso main gaddi kiddar maarda?
Police: Ofcourse, jis taraf 2 admi c thora nuqsaan hota
Sardar: exactly g! Main v ehi sochya si par jadon main ona wal gaddi mori te o barat wal nus gaye
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1st Srdar: Balti me pani le kr ja ra tha k
barish shuro ho gai aur
barish ka pani balti me chla gya
2nd Srdar:o tawadi khair sara pani gila ho gya
