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BV:
Munay ki Sunat krni hai Card English mein kaise likhon
Pathan:
We Invite U on Cuting Ceremony of susu device of my Son Kindly Join us & see the shughal..

Pathan: I Love you”
Larki: Tameez sy bat kro”
Pathan:
“Bismillah HirRehman NirRaheem
With due respect I beg to say that
“I Love u”
sada-Qalla-hul-azeem..

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• pathan sms jokes in urdu

New Married Pathan And Pathani.
pathani : Hamara shadi ko
Mashaallah24 ghenty ho chuka hy.
Pathan : Aur aisalagta hyjaisy kal ka baat ho…

It Happened In a Hospital that ICU Patients Died on Same Bed Every Sunday at 11 am..

Doctors thoughts it is Something Super Natural..

Xperts Team was Formed 2 Investigate the Cause..

Next Sunday Few Min b4 11am All Drs & Nurses Stand around that Bed and Start Waiting 2 c What happens..

Then

Suddenly

A Pathan
Part Time Sunday Sweeper, Entered in the ICU,

Unpluged the Life Support System of that Bed & Plugged In His Mobile Charger.:-)

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• super pathan jokes

Teacher ne Smoking ka nuksan btane k liye 1 keera smoke jar mai dala to wo mar gya.

Teacher:Ap ne kya seekha?

Pathan:Smoking se pait k keeray mar jate hain…

Pathan Ne “KFC“call Keya: Hello KFc 1 Zinger Burger! 1 Spicy Rice! 1 Frech Frize! Bhej Do
KFC: G Kis K Naam Pe?
Pathan: Alah K Nam Pe

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• hindi joke kfc
• 2013 hindi urdu jokes

Pathan‘s son: Papa agr apko 10 or 5 ka note raste me para mily to ap kon sa note uthao gy?
Khan: 10 ka
Son: Is lye ap pr joke banty hy Dono b to utha skte ho

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia
Phr call ki O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro
Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai
Pathan: ruko hum 20 or bhjta hai