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A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
I want to impress beautiful girls,
which machine should I use?
Trainer:
Sir! Use the ATM
machine

Kya aap mujhy bata sakty hain
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Wo kon 2 log hain?
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Jo har Nokia Mobile “On” karny par Haath Milaaty hain . .?

Masjid me Juti utarte waqt or kisi ko Miss Call detay waqt 1 hi common feelings hoti hain???
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“Kidrey Chukki Na Jaway”.

Larkian Pnt k Neche kya Pehnti Hn socho
sochte Raho?
jawab:Wo Sndle Phnti Hn Bshrmo Neche Pocha Tha Andr Nhi

Oye! jab b free ho to plz msg karna tumse 1 zaruri baat pe advice leni hai
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TAJ MAHAL bech dun ya rehne dun

Esi konsi cheez he jo insan achanak khata he usay pata nahi hota?
Socho
Jawab hai
ThaPpar

Assalam o alaikum
Mujhe aap tamam doston ko ye batatay howay bhut khushi,
fakhar aur itminaan mehsoos ho raha he k ALLAH k fazal-o-karam,
walidain or aap tamam doston ki duaon ki badolat aaj
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mera KHARBOZA mitha nikla h
Duaaon m yaad rkhne ka Shukria

Mujhe apko ye btaty howy b0hat khushi aur fakhar mehsoos ho raha hy k Allah k fazal aur waldein ki duaon aur ap jese azeem dosto ki hosla afzai ki badolat aaj mera

KHARBOOZA

Meetha nikla hy.

Shukria.