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Meri shadi kisi Delhi k lrke se krwao.
Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de.
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You forgot to list one thing
under the ingredients..
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Abbu laaye Motor Car
Us k nichey payye chaar
Chabi se wo chalti hai
Po po po po karti hai
Agey jaye
Pichey aye
Dayen bayen wo mur jaye

MORAL:
Kuch b bhejdo farigh log parhte zaror hain wo b
Sur k sath:-

I like Grapes Bcoz they r Boneless.
and I like U. Bcoz…
U r Brainless.
ha..ha..ha..
Felt Bad? Come on Yar.
Its jst a . . . . . . . . FACT!

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5.riya
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Shukriya

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3 impossibilties

1-Tm apne baal (hair) gin nai skte.

2-Tm apni ankhen soap se wash nai kr skte.

3-Tm us wqt saans nai le skte jb k tmhri zuban munh se bahir ho

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Andar kar lay kutta lag raha hai

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Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkl nhi
FARAZ
Wo sub se aagy hote hain jahan chawal taqseem hote hain

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