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Puri Dunya Se Sardar Ne 1 Sawal Kia Ke 4 Ko 5 K Beech Likh Kar Dikhao,
Chines Ne Kaha: Joke
Japanes: Impossible
USA: Wrong Question
Indian: Foolish Question
PATHAN Bola: Bohat Aasaan
Us Ne Likh Kar Dikha Dia,
Look,
F(IV)E,
World Shocked
PATHAN Rocked:-)

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MIan roz sochta hon usay bhula Doon FARAZ

fer khayal aya k “One te mere 20 rupay v Dene se

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Aaj Udaas Hoon To Kisi Ne Bhi Aawaz Nhi Di
“FARAZ”

Kal Hum Ne Daig Wandi Thi To Bhai Ji, Bhai Ji
Ho Rhi Thi.

<(‘.’)
) (> Hunn
! ! Layn Aaween Tu.

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Punjabi boy 1 larki ko propose karta hai…
Boy: i love u..
Girl replied:Thapar Marungi…
Then boy replies

Aggon Mukka Vi Khayengi fer.

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Sardarni: sardar g tussi mooli wala paratha kha k aye o?

sardar: nai

sardarni: tuhadai zuban jhoot bol sakdi a “toee” NAE

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Here Is a Collection of new, latest, fresh Funny Sms 140 Words , Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In Hindi & urdu.
PATHAN Apne bete se:
Beta Tum sher ka bacha heaur wo sher ham he
Son :Baba school main Miss byhi bolti he ,
Tm kisi janwar ki aulaad ho.

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Pathan 2 frnd: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas karega?
Friend:Yara hawai fire to sab karta hy tumhara shadi par hum khud kush dhamaka karega.

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Teacher: Dehli me quttub minar hai.
Sardar:class me sorha ta teacher ne usay jagaya or kaha k batao me ne kia kaha ?
Sardar: dehli me kuta bimar hai.

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Aik “SARDAR” apne kaandhay pe aik “TOTA” bitha kar ja rha tha, rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hy, “TOTA” bola ” SARDAR” hai salaa.

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Here Is a Collection of new, latest, fresh very funny Sms, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In Hindi & urdu 2013.
Dr Pathan se: Khan
sahab tumhara
iak gurda fail
ho raya hai.

Pathan rotay howe
bola:

Kitne numbron
se,,,,

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Pathan ki 10
betiyan thin phir ja
k us k ghar 1 beta
hua.

Pathan ne uska
naam kya rakha
hoga?

Socho

Nhi Pata?

INTiZAR Khan.

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6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

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Bacha School jatey huway Ro raha tha. . .
Sardar: Shair de bachey Rondey nai. . .
Bacha: Saaleya Shair de Bachey School vi naii jaande.

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Here Is a Collection of Punjabi Sardar funny Sms, jokes, Quotes, text messages, ghazal, kavita, poems, poetry, shayari and lines In punjabi, Hindi & urdu.
Teacher sardar se;
Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mein ‘MAGAR’ 2 dafa istamaal hua ho.
Sardar:
“Wo Mere aage chal rahi thi or main us k”MAGAR…MAGAR..

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Sardar
apne tota SE :
Mitthu , Jaleibi khyega
TOTA : apni maan nu khila bhosri ke , Pehle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaseer karwa di ab Sugar krwaye ga

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PATHAN :aao race lgatay hn jo hara wo 1000Rs dega
SARDAR: lekin mje rasta ni malom.
PATHAN: bus tm mre pechay pechay rehna.
SARDAR:thanks yar

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Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi.
Sardar:- HA HA HA!
Police:- Q hsda pya wain?
Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan

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Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para
Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho?
Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)

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Collection of Girl Boy 140 words Sms, messages and jokes in hindi and urdu 2013.
Girl: tum mery liye kya kya kr sakty ho??
Boy: bolo mein tumhary liye kya kro?
Girl: kya tum mery liye chand la sakty ho?.
Boy: tu kya phr zameen k gird tumhary abu ghomey gy

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People think that a girl’s dream is to find perfect guy and be with him forever.
But that is crap
A girl’s dream is to eat alot without getting fat

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Boy:I can kiss u without touching U
Girl:IMPOSSIBLE
Boy: Lgi 20,20 ki shart?
Girl: 0K Boy kissed her
Girl: U touched me
Boy: Shor na daal yeh lay 20 rupy :-R

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Boy: Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl: mere marks bohat kum ae hain?
Boy: kitne?
Girl: sirf 88%
Boy: O
bibi khuda da khof kr
itny mn 2 larkay pas ho jatay hn

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Boy And Girl
Girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoti Tu Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay?
Boy: Allah Ki Kasam Seedha Jannat Main Jatay

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Here Is a Collection of Boss to Secretary jokes, Sms, Quotes, text messages, sayings, poetry, shayari and lines In English.
Boss to Secretary: 4 a week we’ll go abroad.
She calls hr husband: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad
Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going,lets go for outing.
Girlfriend calls her student: 4 a week u r free.
Little boy calls his grandpa: I’m free.
Grandpa (boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled. I’m with my grandson this week.
Sectary calls her husband: Tour cancelled.
Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going.
Girlfriend calls her student: This week ur class would be as usual.
Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I’ve to attend my class.
Grandpa calls Secretary: We r going abroad.
To be continued:
Star Plus:-)

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The golden rule of work is that the boss’s jokes are ALWAYS funny

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Here Is a Collection of funny pogo Sms, Quotes, text messages, sayings, poetry, shayari and lines In Hindi & Urdu.
Bacha:

Allah kare behn ki zuban cut jaye.

Roz roz dant’ti hain.

Next day zuban cut gai.

Bacha:

Allah karay bhai ka hath toot jaye.

Tung karta hy, bht marta hy.

Next day hath toot jata hai.

Bacha:

Allah mere BAAP ko utha le.

Buhat martay hain.

Next day baap ghar atay hain,

Bacha:

Apko kuch nahi hua?

Baap:Nahi Q?

Bacha:Mama kahan hain?

Baap:”paros me Bashir uncle ki death hogai hai,wahan Gayi hain.;)

Jin ko smjh i wo frwrd kre baki pogo dakhain

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