Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
It’s weird… people say they’re not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Some people try to find things in this game that don’t exist but football is only two things – blocking and tackling.
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.
People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.
A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.
Football is like life – it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
My girlfriend told me to choose between her and Cristiano Ronaldo …..
I’m really gonna miss her