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4 yrs
40 subjects
400 experiments
4000 assignments
40000 hrs.
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A normal human CANNOT do it.

Those super heroes are called
‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’
Happy Engineer’s Day

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When I was Kid I planned to join Engineering.
I was proud and my parents were tensed
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Now I am an Engineer and
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My parents are proud and I am tensed

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Joke Time :

Four Engineers get in a car. The car won’t start.

The Mechanical Engineer says: “It’s a broken starter!”

The Electrical Engineer says: “Dead battery!”

The Chemical Engineer says: “Impurities in the gasoline!”

The Computer Engineer says: “Hey guys, I have an idea! How about, we all get out of the car and get back in ?”

Only selected ones will get this.

Engineer Means
E-eager
N-non stop
G-genius
I-intelligent
N-nation’s power
E-effortmaker
E-excellence
R-rider

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When we have completed our task
all can see
that the dreams and plans have materialized
for the comfort and welfare of all.

I am an Engineer
I serve mankind
by making dreams come true.
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL ENGINEERS

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What is the definition of an engineer?
Answer: Someone who solves a problem
you didn’t know you had, in a way you
don’t understand.

Work hard, but make time for your love, and family. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on ur dying day….

HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL ENGINEERS

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A good scientist is a person with original ideas.
A good engineer is a person who makes a design
that works with as few original ideas as possible.

We build the world (Civil Engr.)
We build the magic world (Comp. Engr)
We connect the world (Elec & Comm. Engr.)
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engr)
We move the world (Mechanical engr)
PROUD TO B AN ENGINEER

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Female engineers become irresistible at the age
of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes
after their clinical death. Longer if it’s a warm day.

An engineer having no child, no money, no home, blind mother prays to god. God says he will grant him One wish.
Engineer: I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new bunglow.
God: Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these engineers!
Happy engineers Day.

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Na back ki parwah, Na concept koi clear hai…
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Na job ki tension, na future ka fear hai…
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Table par books ki jagah kingfisher ki beer hain…
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C ya Java nahi chatting apna career hai…
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Yahan koi Einstien nahi, Yahan sab Shakespeare hain,
Late night study ki jagah movies ke premier hain,
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Phir bhi yaaro hum future ke Engineer Hain.. :p ) :O
Thoko Likes 200 ki speed se

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An Engineer Found Rs. 100/-
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner
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Bill Rs. 6000/-
He was unable to pay.
Manager handed him to police
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He Gave Rs. 100/- to Policeman&
Became free..
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Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT
Without MBA..:D

ENGINEERING : An art of
making things interesting,
easier and friendlny
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY

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Civil build the world..
CS/IT create the magic..
Mech/Auto move the world ..
EEE give power to the world ..
EC/TC connect the world and make it smaller..

Hence Engineer’s are true creators
Wishing a very HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY

DETERMINATON In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before. Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built. Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and began to build their dream bridge. The project started well, but when it was only a few months underway a tragic accident on the site took the life of John Roebling.
Washington was injured and left with a certain amount of brain damage, which resulted in him not being able to walk or talk or even move. “We told them so.” “Crazy men and their crazy dreams.” “It`s foolish to chase wild visions.” Everyone had a negative comment to make and felt that the project should be scrapped since the Roeblings were the only ones who knew how the bridge could be built. In spite of his handicap Washington was never discouraged and still had a burning desire to complete the bridge and his mind was still as sharp as ever. He tried to inspire and pass on his enthusiasm to some of his friends, but they were too daunted by the task. As he lay on his bed in his hospital room, with the sunlight streaming through the windows, a gentle breeze blew the flimsy white curtains apart and he was able to see the sky and the tops of the trees outside for just a moment. It seemed that there was a message for him not to give up. Suddenly an idea hit him. All he could do was move one finger and he decided to make the best use of it.
By moving this, he slowly developed a code of communication with his wife. He touched his wife’s arm with that finger, indicating to her that he wanted her to call the engineers again. Then he used the same method of tapping her arm to tell the engineers what to do. It seemed foolish but the project was under way again. For 13 years Washington tapped out his instructions with his finger on his wife’s arm, until the bridge was finally completed. Today the spectacular Brooklyn Bridge stands in all its glory as a tribute to the triumph of one man’s indomitable spirit and his determination not to be defeated by circumstances.
It is also a tribute to the engineers and their team work, and to their faith in a man who was considered mad by half the world. It stands too as a tangible monument to the love and devotion of his wife who for 13 long years patiently
decoded the messages of her husband and told the engineers what to do. Perhaps this is one of the best examples of a never-say-die attitude that overcomes a terrible physical handicap and achieves an impossible goal. Often when we face obstacles in our day-to-day life, our hurdles seem very small in comparison to what many others have to face. The Brooklyn Bridge shows us that dreams that seem impossible can be realised with determination and persistence, no matter what the odds are. Even the most distant dream can be realized with determination and persistence.

“Engineering is d art of organizing and directing men and controlling d forces and materials of nature for d benefits of d human race”..
Hope we’ll too soon become a successful & skilled engineer,n make some of our contribution in d development process.

Wish you all my friends…
Happy Engineer’s Day!!!!:-)

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Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and
human relationships. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away
from custumers, romantic interests, and other people
who can’t handle the truth.

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“We r Cheaters.. But v dont cheat Humanity!!
We hate Study.. But v love Technology!!
We flirt with flirters.. But v ♥ lovers!!
World cant Change us, But v can change the World!!
We dont hav Books in Hand.. But hav Revolutionary Ideas in Mind!!
We r d rarest common Race on Earth..!!
Meet us.. We r d ENGINEERS!!!
HAPPY ENGINEERING DAY to all”