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Boy on date in Hotel:
Jan tumhien 1 bad news sunaoun?
Girl: Kya?
Boy: I m married
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Girl: Tumne to dara diya, Me samjhi tum na mard ho.

SUPER BEZZATI

Larki: Tum itne Kaalay q ho?

Larka: Kala me hu tumare Baap ka kia jata hai?

Larki: Mere baap ka chala jata to tu aj itna Kala na hota

Batao wo kya cheez ha jo hai to tmhari
Lekin
Hmesha dosry lety hain?
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Tera
Nam Yar!
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Tu peecha smja tha na
Chl koi bat ni tera jawab b theek hy.