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Boy friend went 2 his girl friend home with flowers 2 propose her but her mom opened the door,
his face turned red & he said:
Aunty plz vote 4
IMRAN KHAN

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Larka larki se mere dil Mein aa jao.
Girl (ghussay se):”CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??”
Boy:”Pagli aisay hi aa jao,Masjid ya Mandar thori hai”

1st Girl:Aaj kal K Larkon Ka Koi Aitbaar Nahi, Mein To Ab Uska Mooh Bhe Nahi Dekhon ge.
2nd Girl:Q Kia Hua? Tum Ne Usy Kisi aur Larki K Sath Dekh Lea?
1st Girl:Nahi Us Ne Mujy Kisi aur Larky K Sath Dekh Lea, Halan K Kal Keh Raha Tha Mein Pindi Ja raha Hon.
Jhoota…Dhokey baaz…Faraibi.

Funniest m0ment !
A black boy with his black girlfirnd was sitting at a beach at night …..
Boy :Where r u ???

Boy to girl- Tm nahaati nahi ho kya.?
Girl- Main to roz nahaati hn..But tumne aisa kyun pucha?
Boy-”Kabhi dekha nahi na is liye?

Boy cycle pe, achank aik girl se takrata he
Girl: “oay andhay ! Break nai maar skte thay kia?”
Boy: “sohnyo! Poori cycle to maar di hy ab bhi nraaz O?

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Girl: tum mery liye kya kya kr sakty ho??
Boy: bolo mein tumhary liye kya kro?
Girl: kya tum mery liye chand la sakty ho?.
Boy: tu kya phr zameen k gird tumhary abu ghomey gy

People think that a girl’s dream is to find perfect guy and be with him forever.
But that is crap
A girl’s dream is to eat alot without getting fat

Boy:I can kiss u without touching U
Girl:IMPOSSIBLE
Boy: Lgi 20,20 ki shart?
Girl: 0K Boy kissed her
Girl: U touched me
Boy: Shor na daal yeh lay 20 rupy :-R

Boy: Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl: mere marks bohat kum ae hain?
Boy: kitne?
Girl: sirf 88%
Boy: O
bibi khuda da khof kr
itny mn 2 larkay pas ho jatay hn

Boy And Girl
Girl: Hum Larkian Na Hoti Tu Tum Larkay Kahan Jatay?
Boy: Allah Ki Kasam Seedha Jannat Main Jatay

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Girl:”Jab tum log Girls ko ‘I Love U’ kehtay ho to un ka haath Q pakar letay ho?”
Boy:
(‘.’)  kaheen thapar hee
<))  na maar
/’  de.

Girl i love U ,I cant live without U ,Mar jaungi mit jaungi tumhre pyar me ,fanah hojaungi
Boy:Han dehk le jesa tuje thik lagy

Once a girl asked boy
Why we have units 2 measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc But nothing 2 measure Luv, Trust, Friendship.Why?
Boy thought for a while, Took her in arms, Looked in her deep eyes and said:
Dekho janu aisay boongi na maro, main date pr aya hun physics ka paper daine nai

Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
PATHAN: oe Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga

Girl: mai Tumhare liye Aag pe chal skti hn, samandar me kood sakti hn.
Boy: so sweet kya Tum mjy Abi Milne Aa skti Ho?
Girl: pagal ho kya.! itni dhoop me;-)

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Mjhse Wo Kehti hy k Tumhari Zindgi Ko Janat Bna dongi
Or Bnani Usko Daal b Nhi ati
(‘,’)
Confidance
_||_ dekh ustad teri bhabi ka

Tragedies Of Boys Life:
1.Good Girls R Not Good looking
2.Good looking Girls R Not Good Girls :p
3.Good looking & Good Girls R Not Single :O
4.Good looking,Good & Single Girls Have Strong
Brothers B-)
5.Good looking, Good , n Single Girls Without Brothers Treat Boys As Their Brothers..:D

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Style 0f Break up
Boy ne apni G.f ko Rocket Gift kiya
G.f:
Wat d Hell is dis?
Boy:
Tujay Chand Taare Chahiye thay na
is Par Baith Or Nikal
Shabash

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Boy n girl in school
Boy.Date pe chalti kya?
Girl.chal
Boy.kahan?
Girl.principal k pas
Boy.Lo ab bnda apni baji se mazak b na kry?
Girl.pagal chuti mangne

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